Paws for Concern
So, imagine this… You’re out at 10PM on a clear December night, walking your big ole’ city-dog. Great dane, pit bull, tibetan mastiff; you know, some breed obviously most suited…
Flat
Nike, Size Eleven
Not sure what kind of shoe made this imprint; the tread looks kinda like what one might find in a runner though, or maybe a Croc. In any case, someone…
Don’t Tread On Me
Here we find a spectacular specimen. The shape, form, texture, edge-cohesion, and placement are all top-tier, but the tread-mark is what pushes this one from simply great into the territory…
Drama Queen
Here’s a wonderful little New Westminster creature-feature for your review. This rodent was once a local celebrity, featured as a background performer in numerous projects filmed in the New Westminster…
Flapjack Brekky
Around these parts if you decide you want flapjacks there’s no need to strike out to your local greasy spoon. Simply surveil your closest sidewalk. You probably won’t find blueberries,…
Natural Taxidermy
Here’s a truly exceptional example of natural taxidermy in action. Did this tree-rat munch some rat poison and kick off? Did it have a shocking experience attempting to pack nuts…
Flat Pack Rat
Everyone who rodents around here knows about Rattus Rattus, and Rattus Norvegicus, but have you heard about Rattus Planus? Thin and compact, their naturally low-profile silhouette allows for efficient packing…
Pennies on the Dollar
Back in 2012 the gubmint made it illegal for Canadians to have pennies, just like the Aztecs tried to warn us about with their abrupt calendar termination. In commemoration of…
Speed Law
Inattention kills; this is what ICBC tells us, and New Westminster is no exception. Pay attention when navigating the streets by foot, paw, or tire, or you’ll find yourself a…
High Five
Rodents come in various shapes and sizes in New Westminster, from the tiniest of mice to the largest of rat or squirrel. Here we find an average-sized specimen whose physical…