Flapjack Brekky
Around these parts if you decide you want flapjacks there’s no need to strike out to your local greasy spoon. Simply surveil your closest sidewalk. You probably won’t find blueberries,…
July 2026
Natural Taxidermy
Here’s a truly exceptional example of natural taxidermy in action. Did this tree-rat munch some rat poison and kick off? Did it have a shocking experience attempting to pack nuts…
Blue Bag Banditry
There must just be something about those blue dog-turd baggies that magnetically attracts them to the sidewalks and grassy patches in New Westminster. It’s as though dog owners, once they’ve…
Flat Pack Rat
Everyone who rodents around here knows about Rattus Rattus, and Rattus Norvegicus, but have you heard about Rattus Planus? Thin and compact, their naturally low-profile silhouette allows for efficient packing…
Pennies on the Dollar
Back in 2012 the gubmint made it illegal for Canadians to have pennies, just like the Aztecs tried to warn us about with their abrupt calendar termination. In commemoration of…
Another Murder Scene
Not all murder scenes get chalk lines, and this specimen is a prime example. Did it try to rip off a drug dealer and eat the terminal consequences of such…