Paws for Concern
So, imagine this… You’re out at 10PM on a clear December night, walking your big ole’ city-dog. Great dane, pit bull, tibetan mastiff; you know, some breed obviously most suited…
It Ain’t Easy Being Green
This batch of verdant-hued dog shit was left in a patch just out of the way, off a sidewalk on a relatively busy street. Judging by the form, the melty…
Nike, Size Eleven
Not sure what kind of shoe made this imprint; the tread looks kinda like what one might find in a runner though, or maybe a Croc. In any case, someone…
Don’t Tread On Me
Here we find a spectacular specimen. The shape, form, texture, edge-cohesion, and placement are all top-tier, but the tread-mark is what pushes this one from simply great into the territory…
Drama Queen
Here’s a wonderful little New Westminster creature-feature for your review. This rodent was once a local celebrity, featured as a background performer in numerous projects filmed in the New Westminster…
This Shit is Buzzin’
Found just off the beaten path, this specimen is truly the stuff of nightmares. Irregular segmented chunks gave the appearance of chitinous armor, as though the shit-pile were really a…
A Nutty Bunch
This specimen was left on a patch of grass by some low-rises, right out in the open, near a busy intersection. It also appears, upon inspection, that Rover had possibly…
Classic Crunchynugs
Here we have a near-perfect example of what happens to a well-formed dog turd when left out over an extended period with no rain. With low grease levels and a…
Flapjack Brekky
Around these parts if you decide you want flapjacks there’s no need to strike out to your local greasy spoon. Simply surveil your closest sidewalk. You probably won’t find blueberries,…
Natural Taxidermy
Here’s a truly exceptional example of natural taxidermy in action. Did this tree-rat munch some rat poison and kick off? Did it have a shocking experience attempting to pack nuts…