Our Daily Bread
Everyone’s used to the standard, common green-or-blue turd-baggies that can be found in dispensers at various parks. What’s notable about this specimen is that the turd has been collected using…
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Murder Scene
Dead rodents and discarded dog-turds get most of the attention in New Westminster, but there is another resident that shows up fairly frequently; the humble crow. In fact, if there…
Sidewalk Logjam
Yet another New Westminster classic; a family of robust dog-turds smack-dab in the middle of the sidewalk along an intersection on a busy street. The perfect shape and color, these…
High Five
Rodents come in various shapes and sizes in New Westminster, from the tiniest of mice to the largest of rat or squirrel. Here we find an average-sized specimen whose physical…
A New West Sundial
If one is out walking in New Westminster, they should be sure to keep an eye out for the most common of chronometers, the humble sundial. Using one of these…
Thank You Global Warming
Normally in New Westminster there is an annual cycle of discarded turds and turd-baggies emerging from snowbanks in the spring during the melt. Thanks to the fake-news global warming, we…
Those Discarded Turd-Bag Blues
Here we have another classic New Westminster dog-poo phenomenon, the abandoned turd-sac. Some New Westminster residents go through the effort of bagging their dogs’ poops but appear to have issues…
The Stogey
Here we find a single segment from what must have been a larger dog-poop, resting at the edge of a driveway just off the sidewalk of a relatively busy New…
Sidewalk Squitters
A premium find, here we have a rainy-day slop-pile awaiting the inevitable paw, foot, or bicycle tire of some unaware passer-by. The rain has degraded the pile, but from the…
Gig-Economy Rattatouille
Here we find a sleepy example of one of New Westminster’s most populous residents, a Norway rat. Exhausted from a busy day of chewing, scratching, spawning, and pooping, it rests…