A New West Sundial

A peanut-shaped turd casts a late-day shadow on a parched sidewalk.
A peanut-shaped turd casts a late-day shadow on a parched sidewalk.

If one is out walking, be sure to keep an eye out for a most ancient of chronometers; the humble sundial. Using one of these carefully-placed devices, one can tell what time it is based on the position of the cast shadow. Interestingly, it is nearly always indicated to be dog-turd o’clock in New Westminster