A parent turd looks on from the edge of the sidewalk as an offspring lies flattened and smerged by foot-traffic.
A parent turd looks on from the edge of the sidewalk as an offspring lies flattened and smerged by foot-traffic.

Inattention kills; this is what ICBC tells us, and New Westminster is no exception. Pay attention when navigating the streets by foot, paw, or tire, or you’ll find yourself a tragic scene such as this where a child-turd lies squished in the middle of the sidewalk while a parent-turd grieves. To you that it just be another piece of shit, but that piece of shit was some turd’s child. Think of the child-turds and stay off the reels when driving, walking, and biking.