Hidden Dragon
One often finds bagged dog-turds laying about in New Westminster, and this is a prime example. The green baggie, the placement on the grass, the position on the sidewalk all…
Turds
Crouching Tiger
Ambush predators are most effective when they are able to conceal themselves within the environment. This magnificent specimen’s mind-warping blur leads the eye away, and the orange tinge gives but…
Speed Law
Inattention kills; this is what ICBC tells us, and New Westminster is no exception. Pay attention when navigating the streets by foot, paw, or tire, or you’ll find yourself a…
Our Daily Bread
Everyone’s used to the standard, common green-or-blue turd-baggies that can be found in dispensers at various parks. What’s notable about this specimen is that the turd has been collected using…
Sidewalk Logjam
Yet another New Westminster classic; a family of rotund dog-turds smack-dab in the middle of the sidewalk along an intersection on a busy street. The perfect shape and color, these…
A New West Sundial
If one is out walking, be sure to keep an eye out for a most ancient of chronometers; the humble sundial. Using one of these carefully-placed devices, one can tell…
Thank You Global Warming
Normally in New Westminster there is an annual cycle of discarded turds and turd-baggies emerging from snowbanks in the spring during the melt. Thanks to the fake-news global warming, we…
Those Discarded Turd-Bag Blues
Here we have another classic New Westminster dog-poo phenomenon, the abandoned turd-sac. Some New Westminster residents go through the effort of bagging their dogs’ poops but appear to have issues…
The Stogey
Here we find a single segment from what must have been a larger dog-poop, resting at the edge of a driveway just off the sidewalk of a relatively busy New…
Sidewalk Squitters
A premium find, here we have a rainy-day slop-pile awaiting the inevitable paw, foot, or bicycle tire of some unaware passer-by. The rain has degraded the pile, but from the…