Thank You Global Warming

Frozen turds saying bonjour as the ice melts during a New Westminster spring.
Frozen turds saying bonjour as the ice melts during a New Westminster spring.

Normally in New Westminster there is an annual cycle of discarded turds and turd-baggies emerging from snowbanks in the spring during the melt. Thanks to the fake-news global warming, we didn’t get an ice-turd harvest this year; thanks Obama. Here’s a nostalgic look at some dog-turds during a prior year’s harvest, revealed as the ice and snow retreated.