Found just off the beaten path, this specimen is truly the stuff of nightmares. Irregular segmented chunks gave the appearance of chitinous armor, as though the shit-pile were really a massive dead insect, perhaps a centipede, twisted in on itself in its final agonal throes. That there was a giant bald-faced hornet that’d claimed the pile as home was just icing on the turd-cake.
Watch where you walk in New Westminster, or you might find yourself stinged, stanged, stung.