This batch of verdant-hued dog shit was left in a patch just out of the way, off a sidewalk on a relatively busy street. Judging by the form, the melty near-vertical stacking, and the lack of trail I’d assess this as having taken a little bit of time to produce. Someone took their dog out and stood around while Rover slopped out this specimen, probably scrolling some hot reels, then walked off and left it for everyone else to enjoy.
In any case, watch where you’re walking in New Westminster or you may find you’ve kermitted a grave mistake…